| Farah and Tim (From Wales) at an Expat Meetup in Amsterdam |
A week or so after New Year's Eve, I planned a trip to Amsterdam. I'll be honest Amsterdam carries some serious baggage. Everyone always talks about the Anne Frank House, the Red Light District, and the city's many "coffee"houses. Like I said some serious baggage. What I didn't know prior to arriving is that Amsterdam is one of Europe's oldest cities. It's more than 800 years old and that history was definitely on display during my visit. Tim, from Wales, told me that my negotiating skills were brilliant and that I should be a MP or a politician. Why you ask? When I presented my case for Amsterdam, I "discussed" with my wife three cities: Bangkok, Moscow, and Amsterdem. We agreed on Amsterdam and so here I am, a candidate for MP/Senate. The wife wouldn't budge on accommodations, as I wanted to stay at a dirt cheap establishment, she insisted on something a little nicer.
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| Not too shabby right? |
As you can see below, the Hotel Amrath has some nice views and through Hotels.com (liberal product placement) I pretty much got a steal in this five star establishment that rests a stone's throw from the Central Train Station and the Red Light District (RLD). Quick sidebar...most times when a hotel has a mini-bar, I make sure that I don't get anywhere near it because they charge an arm, leg, and kidney if you just bump into one of those mini vodkas. In Las Vegas their fridges have sensors so they know if you displaced a soda pop or Hershey Bar, in my case a Kit Kat. But every time you open the fridge you can't help but think, "I wonder who actually pays the ridiculous prices and drinks that rum?" Well at the Amrath, that wasn't a problem because the minibar was included. They even had a person that replenished it in the morning, during lunch and late at night. I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but I didn't touch a single item in the mini-bar. Nothing. Like the Bears, blown opportunities.
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| View from my room - Grand Hotel Amrath |
I'll admit this right away. I'm pretty spoiled. My mom spoils me. My wife spoils me. My mother-in-law spoils. My aunts spoil me. My great aunts spoil me. Yep I'm pretty spoiled. Funny story, well in my mind funny. A day after our wedding, my wife and I were talking to my Great Aunt at breakfast about how we couldn't wait to get to Hawaii but how I was dreading packing up all my stuff. My aunt offered to pack my clothes for me. I looked over at my wife and without hesitation she said,
"Oh no, he's packing his own stuff, we have to stop spoiling him" I thought it was the sweetest gesture and one of the nicest gifts anyone could have given US. haha...
So Zurich has definitely spoiled us with it's timely trams, it's clean streets, and very structured and orderly society. I literally walked outside of the train station in Amsterdam and almost got crushed by a bike AND a Tram simultaneously. Dorothy definitely wasn't in Kansas anymore...or Hansel definitely wasn't in Switzerland anymore. So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen goodbyeeeeeeeeeee! In general, Amsterdam is not any dirtier than Chicago or New York, but the first thing I thought...well the first thing I thought was thank goodness I didn't get destroyed by that Tram but the second thing that came to mind was how dirty it was. I guess it's all about perspective because after a few days I was very comfortable with overflowing trash and no recycling taking place. See spoiled. I know I can't help it, it's this damn Swiss culture, everything in it's right place and a process for everything, even when to open and close your windows during the day.
After getting settled in, my concierge pointed me in the direction of two restaurants. Being a tourist, I thought he would point me in the direction of something very Dutch, but he pointed me towards wait for it, wait for it.... Chinatown. The meal was inexpensive and quite delicious. So delicious I went back a second time. It always makes me feel safe when I go into X restaurant and I see X people. So if I go into a Thai restaurant and they have a high percentage of Thai people, that's usually a good leading indicator that the food is good. Or a soul food place and I see many people with soul...sorry I just couldn't help it. But this place was that place. Good eats. The restaurant was right across from a really famous Chinese Buddhist Temple, He Hua. Now that I think about it, I should have snapped a picture but I was too busy stuffing my face with all goodness that my waitress brought to my table.
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| I ate right across from Temple. Pretty famous in Europe. |
Interestingly enough I sat next to a table of three that were speaking English and what sounded like Dutch. Every once in a while they would say something that I thought was funny and then I would laugh or chuckle. So I guess if I laugh at their jokes it's ok for one of them to reach over to my table and take my salt, pepper, and spices. Obviously a conversation ensued and for some reason the British gal thought I was Dutch. The brash pepper thief was from London and her profession was Germanic languages and whatever that entails. The other young lady was Dutch and her husband was from Alaska. He had an interesting story, he is from Native Alaskan descent, one of seven founding native groups in Alaska. I forget his real name but he said I could call him Art for short. Somehow we started talking about Sarah Palin and all three of them groaned. Especially Art. I guess word travels fast in this day and age He took umbrage to the First Dude claiming he was a Native Alaskan. They gave me some tips on where to go and where not to go to get a real Dutch experience. I couldn't help but notice that the Dutch experience is not really Dutch. There were English Pubs, French Bistros, more Chinese restaurants. We said our goodbyes and I thought that was the last of them. I finished my meal and decided to walk down to one of the pubs they recommended. They were waiting outside for me. Usually when people are waiting for me outside it means that they've called their friends and probably are going to beat me down for something I've said. Obviously I was I little leery but when they started recommending other locations to visit I quickly relaxed. It was good to know that I didn't offend my table neighbors. The last time some folks were waiting outside for me like that, was in Champaign during graduation weekend, and it involved flying kicks, head-buts, haymakers, and Champaign's finest. Another day another story.
At the time, I didn't realize that I was literally 10 feet away from the Red Light District so when I walked down a side street, I wasn't expecting to what I saw. Pictures weren't allowed and I'm not sure I would want to post them anyway but it's literally storefront after storefront of...how should I put this...um "working" people. I had never seen anything like it in my life. People were just walking around as if nothing was going on. It was quite creepy and then as you make it to a canal there is a bridge and there are these amazingly old/historic buildings that house more...um... "workers" and more interesting...um..."establishments". I quickly realized that Amsterdam isn't the Netherlands' playground, it's all of Europe's playground. People come from all over to see the RLD, museums, the Anne Frank House, and the Heineken Museum. To the Dutch, it's just life, there if they want it but mostly just there. It reminded me of Las Vegas, New Orleans and Venice all in one.
Before my picture display, I wanted to say this. The city is amazingly historic and authentic. The roads and sidewalks all seemed like maintained relics from centuries past. Not sure relics is the right word, where's that germanic languages lady when I need here? All the canals and bridges were quaint and at night, Amsterdam blossomed. As the moonlight reflected off the canals and the people bustled about, the City really came alive. In a very different way, at night, Amsterdam took on a very lively energy similar to that of Las Vegas and New Orleans. Just older and wiser I guess. Standing on the streets at night, people just seemed to feel more alive. But like Vegas, two days on pure adrenaline was plenty and that third day I was just ready to come home.
My shortlist in Amsterdam.
Van Gogh Museum
Anne Frank House
Walked along Museum Park
Drank more Heineken than I thought humanly possible. Heineken was probably 80% of my spend including flight and hotel. I think they put drugs in the Heineken over there because I was a fiend for it there and a few days after I returned. I still have dream about Heineken.
Never took a cab, walked the entire time.
Got my haircut. It was a salon but my stylist was from Suriname, near Brazil. First haircut at a Salon.
Got a few massages at my hotel. Don't recommend walking on cobblestone for 5-7 hours every day. Between skiing and viewing cities by foot, my calf muscles are going to be legit.
Ironically did not go to the Heineken Museum. Everyone I saw coming from the Heineken museum was completely annihilated and had more Heineken souvenirs than one needed in a lifetime. Great marketing I guess!
| One of the many canals in Amsterdam |
| Line to Anne Frank House...everyday |
| Church near Anne Frank Museum |
| Front Door Anne Frank House |
| Statue outside Museum and Church |
| Ice Rink Near the Van Gogh Museum |
| Museum Park, near Van Gogh |
| Van Gogh Museum....yep it rained everyday, all day |
| Van Gogh Museum |
| Expat Meetup Tim and the Biopharma consultant |
| Expat Meetup....L to R From Washington, Atlanta, Netherlands and Springfield, MO ( He spoke with a European Accent, go figure) |
Very magical city...Next trip will be Dublin and London....
Next story....Zermatt and the Matterhorn.
While I was writing this blog, my wife sent me an updated holiday schedule and a meeting notice for tonight so we can discuss in detail all the European cities she, I mean, we want to visit.
Bis Bald!





